- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's white and gluey Glue

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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