- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

haha black people :D

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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