- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are red, yup.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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