A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Robin, get in the car!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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