- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

I'm homeless.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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