- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

women's rights.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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