- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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