- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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