- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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