- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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