Homosexualism is so gay man

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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woman's rights

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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