- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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