- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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