- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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