Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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