A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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