- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What would u like to drink?

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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