knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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men's rights activists

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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penisvaginaorgasm

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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