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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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