What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

united we sit, cause we're fat

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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