what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

This is an anti- joke

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Take part of what?

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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