- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Faithful men.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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