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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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