- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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