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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Your mother is so fat.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

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