- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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