What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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My jeans

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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