If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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