Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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