- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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