why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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