your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What do you call an arab ?

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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