A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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