- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Feminism.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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