- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

silver bullet?

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

"Knock knock..." "come in"

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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