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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did john say to bob Hey bob

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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