A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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