- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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