- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

woman's rights

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Women's rights.

human centipede

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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