- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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