- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

my wife out of the kitchen

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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