- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Cheese

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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