- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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