- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

black chicken. kfc

Nobody cares maddie!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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