- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What is 9+10? 19

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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