A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Tall asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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