- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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