- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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