knock knock come in !

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Wait! hundred billions!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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