What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What has two legs? Half a cat

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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