- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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