Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Wait! hundred billions!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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