- Anti Joke

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A drunk guy walks into a car

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.