why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Praise Paisley

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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