- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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