- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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