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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Yellow People !!

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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