- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What city likes baseball the most? New York

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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