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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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