Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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12/23/2012

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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