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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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