What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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