There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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