- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your mom.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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