- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Yo mama so fat.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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