Your so gay, that you like men!

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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