- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

SHUT UP JP

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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