- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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