- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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