- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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