Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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