- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

you know whats not funny white boards.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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