- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats 1+1? window!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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