Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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