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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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