What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Women's rights

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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