What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

There once was this guy and he fell down

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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