Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

ur an fagit

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Tim likes girls

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Anti Joke

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