- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's 2+2? Fish

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??