- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

So a seal walks into a club.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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