Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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