- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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