- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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