Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What is cowboy say

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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im gay

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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