What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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