- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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