- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

what did the black women name her child jamaal

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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