- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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