- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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