- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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