- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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