So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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