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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

An Asian with a big dick.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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