Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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