XD Jackass.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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