- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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