How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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