What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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cory is gay

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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