A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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