- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Praise Paisley

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

asians have slitted eyes lol

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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