- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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