- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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