Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

SUCK MY NUTS

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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