Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Happy Monday!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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