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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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