- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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