- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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