What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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