- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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