Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Actually it was me Josh brown

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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