An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A Serbian Film

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Justin Beiber

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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