- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How about that airline food?

This is an anti-joke.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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