Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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knock knock

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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