- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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