- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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