- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Waffles ate my grandma

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

knock knock come in

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.