- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What is black and has no education A tire.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What is my name? I dont know

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