- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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