What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Hi what I lug you

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Hi

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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