Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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