- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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