Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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