- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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