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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Hi.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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