- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Potassium? K.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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