- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A fat guy!

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