Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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