Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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