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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

men's rights activists

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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