- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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