- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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