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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.