- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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