- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What is better than tissues? Correct!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Turkeys are obese

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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