What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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