Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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