- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Women's Rights

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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