- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do black people eat? Food.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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