- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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