A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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WNBA

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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