qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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FIONN'S LIFE

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Anti Joke

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