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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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