- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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