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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

whats long and black? a baton

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Neither did she.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

whats long and black? a baton

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Neither did she.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs