civil rights

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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