- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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