Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Badabing.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Get on the boat.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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