- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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