Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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