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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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